Come and get hot sex, says schools minister

Some years back we suffered the mental indignity of being haunted by the image of David Mellor getting back to basics in a Chelsea Shirt. Now - and a do advise my more sensitive readers to look away now - we have Michael Gove uttering the words 'hot sex'.

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There's ample room for justified outrage at this city being marketed as an erotic playground for the rich at a time when average workers find it increasingly difficult to live here. And there's proper concern to be had about the education system being run by a man who seems more and more like a Harry Enfield character every day. 

Right now, however, I'm positively salivating at the thought of all the Youtube spoofs that will appear over the next few days.