A beautiful day....

...to bury the news that Boris Johnson has decided to spend £200,000 on three second hand water cannon. From Germany.

On the topic of German water cannon, they did this to a man in Stuttgart:

But still your disquiet. They will only be used in cases of 'extreme disorder'. And we can, of course, trust our friends at the Metropolitan police to identify that. After all, you will recall how guarded they were in their use of force against student fees protests a couple of years back.